Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, star of MTV’s Jersey Shore best known for her feisty reality-TV star ‘tude and being the guidette that had the daylights smacked out of her on national TV has been recently called upon for beauty tips. Why anyone would actually need tips for guidette beauty is beyond me. Specifically, Snooki’s hair has been an area of interest for Jersey Shore viewers. The tips she has to offer isn’t news to any of us here.

“I take a shower, then I relax,” Snooki said while describing her beauty regimen. “I usually put a mask on my face, which I didn’t do on the show because I didn’t want to look like a crazy person!”

You mean you’re not…already crazy?

“When I get out of the shower and my hair is wet, I can scrunch it up and put the clip in and it stays forever, just because I have thick hair and it’s naturally straight. If people don’t have hair like mine, I suggest teasing it a lot and then just put hair spray in and a clip. It should stay. I might do a video so the whole world knows how.”

Personally, I don’t think it’s necessary for as long as the Bump It exists:

Would you watch a Snooki hair tutorial?

Source: Times of the Internet