I know that I posted a Snooki tutorial before, but when YouTube sensation glowpinkstah makes a video, it pretty much takes the cake automatically. Sure, she’s a little blunt and foul-mouthed, but her mocking tutorial videos are always good for a laugh.

Of course she start off by making Snooki’s signature poof hair, but it gets much better. She shows us how to properly bronze our skin so that men will accept us for our “fake tan selves”, and does a “pickle-inspired smoky eye.” My favorite part of the whole video? “Did you feel that rumble? I think the gorillas are starting to come through the jungle.” I’m hoping that all of this Jersey Shore ridiculousness dies off soon, but this tutorial makes it a little bit more bearable!