We have seen all kinds of nail polish that come with a variety of odd names but not many can compare to this $85 set.

As you can see, these polishes come in a fall type set of colors but their names definitely aren’t after the season. Here is their description as found on luckyscents.com:

“Inspirations and references range from the vampiric gradations of a healing bruise; the moody rusts of menstrual blood; the profile of a gray blue Heron scooping fish against a background of gooey river runoff.”

Ok, whoever designed the names is not someone I want to meet. What is beautiful about these things that you would want to constantly be reminded of them when you stare at your nails?

Oh, and just to make them even more appealing, they paint on as a semi-opaque polish. It is supposedly ‘mysterious’ that way but I just think it would be low quality or something.