Considering she’s already set for a MAC makeup collection later this Winter, Miss Piggy is definitely one of the ladies of the hour. And knowing her fierce personality, it’s only expected that she welcomes the spotlight as much as can. Which is probably why you can’t help but give a giggle after you read some of the crazy but loveable beauty tips that this diva swine has shared.

  • “Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store.” — As featured in Neverisms: A Quotation Lover’s Guide to Things You Should Never Do, Never
  • “It’s a good idea to apply an all-over facial pack once or twice a month, but I never, never use mud. (Frankly, it brings up unpleasant memories.)” — Miss Piggy’s Guide to Life
  • “Beauty is a blessing and a burden. One must celebrate the blessing of being beautiful, and yet bear the burden of attracting freaks who want to sunbathe in the reflected gorgeousity of moi’s porcine pulchritude. But, then again, who can blame them?” — As told to Pop Magazine
  • [On men:] “Ask yourself if he’s such a hunk that he’s worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn’t a bad thing if it’s about vous.” — The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do
  • “Especially for the Christmas season I use a champagne shampoo, followed by an eggnog rinse. It gives my hair extra body. And if I take a bath in the stuff, it gives my body extra body, too.” — As quoted in McCall’s December 1980 issue
  • Considering how great she looks, I’d say that it seems her tips work. Especially when she seems to have not aged at all these past years!

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    hilarious!! :D thanks for sharing


    lol hilarious!! :D
    thanks for sharing ^O^
    lol @ the mud one XD kekeke


    lol nice, thanks for sharing~


    i’ll keep that in mind Miss Piggy.  smile


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
    LOL
    Sweet cakes!
    Thanks for sahring^^



     

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