Nope, not joking. Though I think the “sexy” level of your hair will actually de dependent on how savvy you are with hair tools. But these are Twilight-themed, so somehow they’re “better.” Or just another marketing ploy. Whatever works.

Alice and Esme 3/4-Inch Flat Iron (there’s also an Edward version at 1/2″)Bella 1.25-Inch Curling IronRosalie Ionic Steam Hair Setter - 20 RollersAs funny as they are, they seem pretty okay if you’re a fan of purple or have been needing to pick up a reasonably-priced new hair-something. Or it might make a nice holiday gift for a Twi-hard. But they’re available here at Meijer if you’re interested.